It's 6 AM and this is what I am thinking about.....

If you know me---then you know that I get up everyday at 6 AM. Why? I have no idea. Whether you have to get up at this hour or you are just strange like me--do yourself a favor. Go outside on the deck, porch, whatever and look up. This morning I saw the most beautiful set of stars and lucky me, even a falling one. So of course I did that ever so selfless wish for my family and friends. Try it--the morning stars are amazing!

OK, now that I have gotten my soft side out of the way--let's talk about sex. Good sex, bad sex, same old sex. Had them all. Good sex in my mind comes from a couple of good sources.

The new relationship--very rarely does a new horizontal mambo leave you empty. If it does, generally it is over. I would say on average the newness lasts about a year. By that point "IF" you are the sexual diva that I expect my readers to be...you have tried just about every position possible and now it is time to get a little creative. The combination of great sex and true love is possible, but it takes two and open communication. If you stop initiating the sex or communicating your needs you are soon to step into vast growing number of women in the next group--

Good sex is always good when it is forbidden. You know what I am talking about. One night stands, the taken man, the old boyfriend, the boss, you get my point. This type of sex can be euphoric if you don't blow it by overthinking! So, what can we do to make our so called "respectable" relationship more satisfying? This is something we need to join together and figure out...............

Now the dreaded--bad sex. Missionary man, two pump chump, 2 inch Charlie, this one's for you Bob, and if I have to fake it one more time I am gonna kill myself--situations. What if you love the person who you secretly nickname? Most of us have just accepted it and figure--well it could be worse. I know so many women who just lay there and think--it will be over soon. That is not what an "IF" woman should do. You must fix this problem at once! If the relationship is new and it just isn't working do everyone a favor and move on. He'll be OK and soon you will be showing your famous sit and spin move to someone else. If you are there for the duration or have other reasons for remaining on that team---you MUST express your concerns. Tell him! Show him! Odds are he will at least try and comply. Be gentle for starters because bruising his ego is like chopping of a testicle, it hurts. If that fails...get a lover. Men have been doing it for centuries and let me tell you something ladies--so have women, but they are smart enough to keep it to themselves. That is a whole other topic we will soon explore.

Finally--same old sex. This pretty much falls into the bad sex category. We dearly love our significant other--but that once a week ten minute jaunt is just not doing it. So what do we do? Try dressing as a little school girl and be in the kitchen making his favorite dish one evening. Even if you don't cook--cook. You could be making a hair pie...(ha ha) and all he will see is that little checkered skirt and knee highs...they are all pervs. There are thousands of great ideas on how to spice up that stale mate....I would like to hear a few of your proven techniques. I am going to prepare a list and post it here soon, so I need your stories.

I could go on and on with this topic, but I wanted to get the ball rolling. Sex will certainly be a topic heavily discussed. For those of you who are just not getting laid at all----what the hell are you waiting for? Quit overthinking and go find a once-in-awhile-companion. Those are the very best kind! Rejoice in your freedom and do some exploring. It is ok to have casual sex, in fact it is wonderful. Just be smart, safe, and somewhat selective. Just make sure to call him a cab when you are done..........