OK, a very dear male friend of mine was invited to read and respond to our little platform here. After telling me he enjoyed the content (with the exception of the 2-inch Charlie insert--sounds personal) suggested some material for us to cover. So, I ask you my dear sex kittens to please elaborate and do it with your ever so explicit style....
My favorite time of the day to masturbate is mid afternoon. It generally occurs after sitting on my pretty little ass clicking away all morning and suddenly, out of nowhere---BAM! The urge hits me. To my dismay-Numnuts is at work and since he is the only one I am ALLOWED to let help me with my dilemma--her comes the tub! How on earth would a girl live without her tub? Rub a dub dub....if there were only three men in it.
Anyway, you all know it---it is really easy to do. Hand held, streamline, pulsator, whatever. Basically I am looking at 3 to 4 minutes, eyes closed, good graphics......problem/solution. But I have a confession to make....get ready....it is really sad....here it comes...."I am running out of f--king material. " Yes, I said it! I have used up all of the good stuff in my head so many times--I am out. What a shame--don't you agree? It is bad enough I am trying like hell to not fall prey to the "sheisgonnacheatonyou" disease--now I have to work harder for the ooohhh-aahhh -ooohh-I-love-me session.
And you?
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Okay Citizen Sun, why midafternoon? Why the tub? Why the vibrator. Why not the couch while Numnuts is eating breakfast. Use a carrot or something naughty and be loud and messy.
My point is if you make it routine, it will be. Aside from that, find a masturbating friend. It's much better when your not alone and that's from a guy who's been bored with the act for years.
Oh and by the way...the 2-inch Charlie insert didn't hurt. I've got twice that!
Carrot Jimmy? I get the point, but carrot--really? Loud and messy? I haven't met a woman yet who would say she is loud and messy during her moment of giving to herself Slgross-ha ha). You are crazy...as always. As for the friend to help--never heard of it. Don't quite understand other than the idea of steppin off and if that happens I sure as hell am not going to use that person to help me masturbate, but I think I know what you mean. Finally my dear Jimmy--"2-inch Charlies" have been known to do some amazing things as long as good old Charlie just listens and follows the lead of his fabulous female instructor. I knew that comment didn't bother you--there is another one out there who reads silently, but hasn't gotten in on my little genre yet.
C-A-R-R-O-T, Jimmy please. you can tell you are a man as we prefer anything in the squash family. Seriously, don't mean to bash you but 95% of all female orgasms are not because something was shoved in us!!!
Roxy
Dear anonymous,
Carrot was to be used for clitoral stimulation and not "shoved in you". Get real, if carrots (skinny and ridged) were used for penetration, they should be of the large variety and thoroughly peeled. When used on the clitoris a carrot is the perfect width and the ridges, if used properly, can work wonders. Would you like a demonstration?
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