Thursday, October 25, 2007

My how the tables have turned.....

In the course of one full day (yesterday), I had three different women tell me that their husbands/boyfriends never want to have sex. Two of the three were married and these remarkable women (ages range from 30-54), all share the same disease--as I like to call it. They are committed to men who are either too tired, too grumpy, or just too damn stupid to take a few minutes and satisfy their women. I'll name it---"Sheisgonnacheatonyou" disease.

You might wonder how on earth I could have three different conversations like this in one day, but somehow--it finds me. Nevertheless, I being one who recently shares in their dreaded symptoms, can not believe what I am hearing and lately experiencing. For the record each of these women are full on committed to their relationships, but have considered a lover........the clock is ticking. Yes, everyone knows it is wrong, but this is the reality.

My father tells a story about his grandfather that is just charming. "Pops" as they called him was 69 when he had his last child. His beloved, some 20 years his junior had to beat him with a broom almost daily to keep him off her--seriously. Pops died at the age of 82 with a huge shit eating grin on his face. This was a happy man.

Has society turned our men into women? I have never been a fan of the woman who holds back sex from her man out of cruelty or says she is too tired all the time, but I am disgraced that these so-called men are denying their beautiful women their much needed romp! I have known some great male counterparts who have found comfort in another woman because of the lack of affections at home. I never condoned their actions, but sadly, I am starting to understand.

Gentlemen.....if you are reading this, drop what you are doing, go and find your mate, DO NOT SAY A WORD, and use what the good lord gave you. Beware of the day she stops asking you for it. Odds are--she has found a cure for this horrific new age disease.

5 comments:

??? said...

ok, how do I begin? I agree with what you say, but I think I have a different view...For me, 9 times out of 10, this is how it goes, pretty much with any relationship I've been involved. In the beginning, sex probably starts building the relationship...then, somewhere (i cannot pinpoint when)it takes a turn for the worse. The man takes for granted the wonderful sex I provide and from there the resentment starts to build in me. When did the man just stop turning you on...I'm not a fucking spigot that can turn on and off at a moment's notice! I wish I could get "hard" as quickly as they could then it would be so easy. "You wanna fuck, then let's go!" Too harsh, sorry that's the way I feel. So, in some respect I can't blame my man or past men for not wanting to do it, it's just they go about it like they're idiots. I'm not one to shy away from telling the man what I want and what feels good and what does not work for me. So, why can't they fuckin' listen? Oh, to be a guy for one day...I'd have women eating out of the palm of my hand. To me, it's so simple for men. Usually, they're the ones who want to do it more, so if your woman is explaining to you what she likes/dislikes then by all means pleasure her damn it! If I say that I'm tense and a nice massage would really get me relaxed and in the mood, then DUH, massage me!!! Pokin' at my twat (haven't used that word lately) sometimes just doesn't do it for me...Now, I may sound biased, but I promise if you do for me then I'll do for you too! I just feel that if you're in a relationship, that a woman needs a little more prepping than a man. You know, in my last relationship it was the same way. I build up so much resentment that I don't even want to do it, but i do, so they won't keep hounding me like a dog and I end up counting the popcorn on the textured ceiling as the 3-5 minutes roll along slowly. Suddenly, I get "sheisgonnacheatonyou" disease and meet someone and BAM!!! the sex is incredible. It's new and exciting..I realize, there's nothing wrong with my plumbing at all, the pipes are ALL GOOD!!! So, what do I do??? Dump the last loser who has shot your self-esteem down the toilet and move on...But guess what? That new guy who was so amazing in bed, that you couldn't get enough of,the one who made you feel like a sex-star, well, he starts pulling the same shit as the last one...it may not be right away, but it happens. So, i ask, is it me??? Honestly, I don't think it is! So in conclusion to this passage, which may not even make any sense, cuz I'm pissed now, I say this: I would truly like to believe that there's one person who completes you, who gives you that fairytale you deserve...but I think we are all sexual beings and there's no way that you could end up being with just one person (sexually, that is) for the remainder of your life. For me, if a guy cannot listen to your wants and needs and make an attempt to satisfy them, then they probably deserve to be cheated on. Idiots!@!@ The End.

Citizen Sun said...

I freakin love you! Man---WOW! And I thought I had a lot to say! Amen to every crazy ass word you just said. As per the part on gettin me ready for some lovins...full on agree and couldn't have said it any better. They act like we are just sitting around with the juices runnin just waiting for them to slide on in there. Massage? What is that? Oh I know..the thing I paid 90 bucks for last week from some chick named Leslie. If only. Numnuts idea of foreplay consists of me putting the rubber on....ooohhh excitement. By the way---it is not you! I have said that for many years and I mean it from the bottom of my clitoris---it is impossible to only want sex from the same person. IMPOSSIBLE...Everyone knows it and I am so glad you and I are not afraid to admit it. Fairy tale my ass. My fairy tales consists of 3 princes..Prince charming, Prince buy me some good shit, and Prince bend me over the kitchen table. Keep it coming ??? you are a riot and I love it!

??? said...

Keep bringin' it SB!!! Don't get me on this thing when I've had some cocktails...no, not cock, cocktails (although the 2 can compliment each other quite nicely at times)! Anyhoo, it's been a blast..

Anonymous said...

I believe I've already said that this country does not want real men anymore. The minute a guy grabs his cock and wants to give it to his woman, he's a perv or one-track minded. I agree with you bigtime. Any man that won't attempt to satisfy his girl is no man at all. He had better get used to getting cheated on, because he deserves it. Which begs me to ask, when do you want to put your boy in his place? You know I aim to please

Citizen Sun said...

Oh I'll bring it ??? you just better be there to smother it with your masterful insight.